DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
the two french hosts are currently losing it over Belgium not giving us any points
it’s hilarious
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
it’s so awkward when you think a country sings in their language
and then you realize that it’s just really bad english
in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
Just finished Doctor Who and now unto Eurovision
i’ll tag everything with Eurovision for the blacklists for the poor non EU fellows that are missing out
Also France I thought you were going to suck but Amandine actually surprised me you go gurl
and now with the fun
